Out of the mouths of babes

The other morning I passed Tarin in the hall and he said, "Mom. I am as cold as hell".

I picked my chin off the floor and tried to compute what exactly he was saying...other than what he was saying. He doesn't watch bad TV, we do not talk that way around here at all, his friends seem very innocent of such things....WHERE???????

He then went on to say, "Not the hell like the lake of fire, but the hail that falls from the sky".

OH.

I said I was sorry he was so cold...and perhaps next time he should say he is cold like ICE instead of hail.